1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true.
🙂
kalau wanitanya ngga bisa bahasa Inggris, piye mas?
hehehe.. kidding. 😀
waduh….!!! Ko ruwet ya sampe Einstein Aj bingung..!! 🙂
Ehmmm… klo kata-kata yang laen !?!?
mau donggggggggggg…. itu pertanda apa ?!
yang buat cowok apa cewek nih?
ga punya kamus,,,,
Kok cuma 9… kurang… 😀
OH..ini bahasa ‘isyarat’nya wanita, ya ?
*lha emang saya gak wanita ?* he..he..
Kalo yang no.8..saya yakin banget bener 😀
kok hanya 9, mas? hehehe …. kayaknya kaum perempuan paling suka mengobral kata2 tuh, termasuk dalam bahasa linggis, haks.
mesti belajar nih …
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karena wanita ingin dimengerti..
*sok2 pake lagu hehe
sayang saya gak ngerti ngenglish 😀
beneran klo mereka bilang “terserah” mean… fvck you gitu? ajieeeb, berarti saya paling sering kena umpatan itu wkwkwkw
wah, bhs masa kecilku ..tanah kelahiranku dulu ..* GUBRAK .. ngacirrr
hua…. bahasanya menusuk-nusuk gak paham…
*menggelepar*
emang bener yach?!? ❓ saya ga ngerasa.. 😀
Ibukku Kok Ndak Pernah Ngomong Kayak Gitu Ya ??? Apa Ibukku Bukan Women … ?? hehehehe
maaf bung, lg males baca nih ( apalagi pake bahasa inggris, kaga ngerti!!) cuman mau ngucapin SELAMAT HARI BLOGGER NASIONAL YAH…..
kalo yang cowok katakan apa??
Let’s play bukan??
ahak ahak ahak
masa sih ah??
erh…
erh…
hauhauhuahuahua
nai :ngakak:
gyahahahhahahaha… banyak benernya juga sih….
whatever…
sayang bukan wanita
hehehehe,, ternyata
u got it rite bro…I had a good laugh reading ur post…its a real life comedy which happens in our sad but true everyday lives… nice…!!!