Nine words women use…

Posted: Oktober 23, 2008 in Artikel, Refresh
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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,  and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an  idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.)
That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying  F@!K   YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it :  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but  is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true.

🙂

Komentar
  1. nAsruni mengatakan:

    kalau wanitanya ngga bisa bahasa Inggris, piye mas?
    hehehe.. kidding.😀

  2. catatan muslim mengatakan:

    waduh….!!! Ko ruwet ya sampe Einstein Aj bingung..!!🙂

  3. afwan auliyar mengatakan:

    Ehmmm… klo kata-kata yang laen !?!?
    mau donggggggggggg…. itu pertanda apa ?!

    Waduhhh….!! Apa ya..??:-/ “clingak-clinguk”

  4. kishandono mengatakan:

    yang buat cowok apa cewek nih?

  5. enggink mengatakan:

    ga punya kamus,,,,

  6. Nike mengatakan:

    Kok cuma 9… kurang…😀

  7. syelviapoe3 mengatakan:

    OH..ini bahasa ‘isyarat’nya wanita, ya ?

    *lha emang saya gak wanita ?* he..he..

    Kalo yang no.8..saya yakin banget bener😀

  8. Sawali Tuhusetya mengatakan:

    kok hanya 9, mas? hehehe …. kayaknya kaum perempuan paling suka mengobral kata2 tuh, termasuk dalam bahasa linggis, haks.

  9. emfajar mengatakan:

    karena wanita ingin dimengerti..

    *sok2 pake lagu hehe

  10. cumie mengatakan:

    sayang saya gak ngerti ngenglish😀
    beneran klo mereka bilang “terserah” mean… fvck you gitu? ajieeeb, berarti saya paling sering kena umpatan itu wkwkwkw

  11. norjik mengatakan:

    wah, bhs masa kecilku ..tanah kelahiranku dulu ..* GUBRAK .. ngacirrr

  12. gajah_pesing mengatakan:

    hua…. bahasanya menusuk-nusuk gak paham…

    *menggelepar*

  13. layanglayang mengatakan:

    emang bener yach?!?❓ saya ga ngerasa..😀

  14. masDan mengatakan:

    Ibukku Kok Ndak Pernah Ngomong Kayak Gitu Ya ??? Apa Ibukku Bukan Women … ?? hehehehe

  15. endonezya mengatakan:

    maaf bung, lg males baca nih ( apalagi pake bahasa inggris, kaga ngerti!!) cuman mau ngucapin SELAMAT HARI BLOGGER NASIONAL YAH…..

  16. RuleZ mengatakan:

    kalo yang cowok katakan apa??

    Let’s play bukan??

  17. natazya mengatakan:

    ahak ahak ahak

    masa sih ah??

    erh…

    erh…

    hauhauhuahuahua

  18. nairasmile mengatakan:

    nai :ngakak:

    gyahahahhahahaha… banyak benernya juga sih….

  19. ara mengatakan:

    whatever…

    sayang bukan wanita

  20. rizoa mengatakan:

    hehehehe,, ternyata

  21. Ct Alia mengatakan:

    u got it rite bro…I had a good laugh reading ur post…its a real life comedy which happens in our sad but true everyday lives… nice…!!!

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